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Meme | Movie Quotes
+ Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
+ Go to IMDb.com and find a quote from each movie.
+ Post them here for everyone to guess.
+ Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
+ Using Google is right out.

01. Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this? Lion King - dogseesgod
02. Seems to me like my baby girl's found a special friend. We'll settle it tomorrow, sweetie. Nice to meet you miss.
03. You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language. D.E.B.S - trixafaerie
04. There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! RENT - rainbowling
05. What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today? Empire Records - rainbowling
06. It's okay, I'm a cop. Trust me, I've been doing this for eleven years.
07. Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good. But I'm a Cheerleader - trixafaerie
08. Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar. The Breakfast Club - dogseesgod
09. Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. Dogma - dogseesgod
10. I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself.
11. Once drove all the way from Los Angeles just so he could set the record for longest freeway chase. You know he got 110 love letters sent to his jail cell from women who saw him on the news? The Italian Job - mustbeghosts & trixafaerie
12. I had a few nightmares, which really excited them. They even have a clinical term for it, "Repressed Memory Anxiety," which I think sounds a tad bit overdramatic. But now they spend every morning trying to tap my subconscious fears. Fears so scary I don't even know I have them. It's a complete waste. I usually end up missing "The Crocodile Hunter." Home Room - trixafaerie
13. A: Wait man, what's the capital of North Dakota?
B: How the fuck should I know? Disturbing Behavior - trixafaerie
14. Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers carry knives? They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I wont carry a gun. I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga, and he'll carry the gun. And when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's Wild West motherfucker! Death Proof - trixafaerie
15. This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad. Tank Girl - trixafaerie
16. I'm on my feet for about ten minutes before the cops kick them out from under me. They don't ask me any questions. They just keep knocking the crap out of me and waving a confession in my face. And I keep spitting blood all over it and laughing at how many fresh copies they come up with. Then along comes this worm assistant district attorney who turns the recorder off and says if I don't sign their confession, they'll kill my mom. I break his arm in three places and I sign it. Sin City - dogseesgod
17. Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket. The Goonies - flyspeck
18. For the love of donuts, let's go!
19. But I do, I do. We've had all the same classes in the same school since kindergarten. Why you're Jamie Sullivan. You sit at lunch table 7. Which isn't exactly the reject table, but is definitely in self exile territory. You have exactly one sweater. You like to look at your feet when you walk. Oh, oh, and yeah, for fun, you like to tutor on weekends and hang out with the cool kids from "Stars and Planets." Now how does that sound? A Walk to Remember - trixafaerie
20. So anyways, the day you left, your mom and I found him literally on your doorstep, looking for you. He says you and him played Little League together like 10 years ago. He was the worst player on the team, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... He's full of questions about you. But, of course, I haven't told him much, i.e. about your "line of work". I did say you were queer like me, only 'cause I figured you wouldn't care. But now, are you ready for the good part? He thinks that when you and him were little, you were both abducted and examined by space aliens. How brilliant is that? But he was completely serious when he told me this. Like you should've seen the look in his eyes. So, what's the story, dude? Were you abducted by a UFO or what? P.S. - Are your crabs gone yet? Mysterious Skin - dogseesgod